Not that I'm whining....but I've been ill all week. Most probable cause...Salmonella. Stupid peanut butter! Stupid person who ate the peanut butter diet dessert! But hey, on the bright side...diet desserts do work; I've lost 3 lbs in the past 2 days alone! Not that I recommend anyone else trying this.
I consumed all of 400 calories yesterday. Woohoo! Maybe I'll hit that quota again today....maybe not. I'm just glad what is consumed is now staying put. Oy!
As luck would have it, my husband has an important dinner Saturday night. One of those fancy dress-up take your spouse out to eat with the boss affairs. This could prove interesting, as I can't even look at solid food at the moment. The thought of eating makes me gag, convulse and just spaz in general. Yep, I should be a real crowd pleaser! I'll try to position myself as close to the big guy as possible- to make a good impression. ;)
All I want right now is just to stay curled up in bed. Sleep. No dress up. No dinner. PLEASE no dinner!!! For the love of all that is good and decent...DON'T MAKE ME EAT!!!
Anyone who has any advise on how to overcome this in a hurry-please share. As it stands now, I'm trying to think of classy, descreet ways to pull this off. Like a large handbag to stick my hurling head into...something that matches my shoes, of course Dahling! Good times!!!!
This Saturday’s Recipes by The Pioneer Woman
3 years ago
4 comments:
Does his boss know what you look like? Hire him an escort to go as you. Ha Ha just kidding. I hope you feel better soon. I ate bad chips once. Ewwwwww it was a regular barth a thon
Love it!!! Maybe the escort could even wear my platform boots! LOL!
Skip food and push fluids. Don't let yourself get dehydrated or you really will end up feeling punk.
And I definately second you wearing the boots! :)
Yall crack me up! I had a feeling you must be a bit under the weather. Hope you are feeling better. At least it wasn't morning sickness. :)
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