Twas the month before Christmas.
And all thru the house,
Not a child was stirring.
Nor was my spouse.
I awoke early.
Logged on the laptop.
Did all my Christmas shopping,
Wearing Jammies and flip-flops.
No standing in long lines.
No waiting for hours.
Got all that I needed.
And then hit the shower.
My family heard me exclaim,
As I jumped with all my might.
"Free Shipping to my doorstep...
How fantastic! What delight!!!"
This Saturday’s Recipes by The Pioneer Woman
3 years ago
3 comments:
Sounds a lot better than fighting the crowds and being up at the buttcrack of dawn, doesn't it? :)
I wish I was done.
You missed your calling. Please tell me you are printing off your blog pages and making a yearly notebook. I think it would be hilarious and so fun to look back through your life via blog. :)
Congrats on the shopping finale too. Haven't bought one gift yet....
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